Funny Jokes from Virtual Assistants
Here are some funny jokes to lessen your daily frown.
(These are collected from Virtual Assistants working in call centers.)
*** Virtual Assistant getting the customer’s credit card info:
Virtual Assistant: Can I have your expiration date sir?
Customer: My What?!?
*** Virtual Assistant verifying info from the customer…
Virtual Assistant: Is that P for Ping-Pong?
Customer: No, it’s B.
Virtual Assistant: Oh, B, like Bing-Bong.
*** Virtual Assistant verifying the spelling:
Virtual Assistant: Is that B as in boy, or B as in Bravo?
Customer: uhhhmmm… how about B as in boy?
*** Virtual Assistant on spelling:
Virtual Assistant: It’s C as in cat.
Customer: What?
Virtual Assistant: C as in cat. C-A-T as in meow meow…
*** Virtual Assistant on spelling:
Virtual Assistant: Alright, let me verify that… Was that G as in golf?
Customer: No! That was G as in Gebra
Virtual Assistant: Oh, Gebra! Like the one in the Goo?
*** Call asking about the nationality of the virtual assistant:
Caller: Hi, are you in India?
Virtual Assistant: No, we’re based in the U.K.
Caller: Well I was talking to an Indian just a moment ago.
Virtual Assistant: You were transferred to customer services from my colleague in Lithuania.
Caller: Is that in India?
Virtual Assistant: No, it’s in Europe.
Caller: But she had an Indian accent!
*** On barcodes:
Caller: Hello. I can’t get on the network.
Virtual Assistant: OK. Just read me your asset number so we can open an outage.
Caller: What is that?
Virtual Assistant: That little barcode on the front of your computer.
Caller: OK. Big bar, little bar, big bar, big bar…
*** On the type of computer:
Virtual Assistant: What type of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
*** On operating system:
Virtual Assistant: What operating system are you running?
Customer: Pentium.
*** On printing:
Customer: How do I print my voicemail?
*** On having a floppy:
Customer: You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document but the computer won’t boot properly.
Virtual Assistant: What does it say?
Customer: Something about an error and non-system disk.
Virtual Assistant: Look at your machine. Is there are floppy inside?
Customer: No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.
I hope you enjoyed reading the funny jokes. Thanks for reading this coffee break tidbit on work 
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